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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed,
on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
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