Celebrate v wl 4 life iz short but sweet 4 certain

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Old expressions are da best & short 1 even better…

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Truth is beautiful, without doubt; bt so are lies.

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Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.

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All diseases run in 2 one, old age.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, bt only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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The man who smiles wen things go wrong has thought of some 1 to blame it on.

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Time is a great teacher, bt unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

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Behind every successful man iz a surprised woman.

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With out his love I can do nothing, with his love there is nothing I can not do.

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Happiness ll never come 2 those who fail 2 appreciate what they already have.

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In 3 words I can sum up everything I have learned about life. It goes on.

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Life can only be understood backwards, bt it must b lived forward.

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Life is not a problem to b solved, but a reality 2 be experienced.

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There is only 1 happiness in life — 2 love & 2 be loved.

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Playing it safe is the most popular way 2 fail.

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2 love is 2 admire with the heart; 2 admire is 2 love with the mind.

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Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Every 1 thinks he has enough.

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Hard work never killed any body, but why take a chance?

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The job of formal methods is to elucidate the assumptions upon which formal correctness depends

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We don’t know yet about life, how can we know about death

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Testing can show the presence of errors, but not their absence