It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Girlfriend:It 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days…….
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

2nd day after wedding

Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband

Anti Misba-
It’s part of marital life

Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

Hi,
My name is
“BUBBLI”

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl’s Smile
&

2. A Girl’s Tears.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Boy friend is fun, &
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon, &
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&
Husband is qismat phooti.