When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didn’t U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.
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Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
“STUPID RAIN! couldn’t it wait, till my child came home.”
Thats MAA (Mother)

ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:

M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

Don’t forget me,
forget me never,
When u forget me,
then forget me for ever.

Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..

Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you

This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

There’s no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment
out of ur busy life &
hope I can make u smile n say:
I Miss U.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Girlfriend:It 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!