• Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God blessyou with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.

• Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that’s simply Great!!! Happy B’Day….

• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away. hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come ……happy Birthday ……

• This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.

• The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

• Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness  and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday

• Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring,  Happy Birthday

• A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of  Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy

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• I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids…

• I am not your type … I am not inflatable.

• I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

• I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils…

• Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

• A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

• i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

• 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

• A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

• Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

• Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

• Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

• BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasms again!

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f u Have reason for loving someone,Then u are using your mind,
but if u luv some1 for no reason,then u r using ur heart,
and that iz true love..

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Sometimes Da world gives me so many rezons to hate it bt when evr it hapens
I jst stop & think of you and say: How can I hate this world when you are a part of it.

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Treasure evry mumant that u have! Yesterday is histri. 2morrow is mystry.
2day is a gift. Dat’s y it’s called the present

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Love is not what outside is seen,
or
How long has he known u,
But
Love is all abt whats inside and how he scrifices for you.

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Wen it rainz, u dont see the sun, bt its there. Hope we can b like that.
We dont alwayz see each other, bt we ll alwayz b there 4 eachother.

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GIRL: I have a Q 4 U
BOY: alryt, ask me.
GIRL: wat do u cee wen u luk in my eyez?
BOY: U honestly wanna know?
GIRL: yea
BOY: my futureee..
awhhhhhhhh so sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

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I’ll lend U my shoulder 2 cry on, my earz 2 listen to, my hand 4 U 2 hold
My feet to walk with U, bt I can’t lend U my heart coz it already belongs 2 U.

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Sometimes My Eyes get jealous of My Heart
U Know why?
Guess
bcoz
A Sweet Person like U always remains CLOSE 2 my HEART & far from My Eyes.

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Wen da time comez I cant smyle any more, dont worry abt meee, I know what 2 do.
I’ll just stare at 1 corner and think of u. No 1 else could make me happy like the way U do.

No road iz long with gud company.

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Guys are like dogs. They keep comin’ back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat 1 time, they’re gone..

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U don’t develop courage by being happy in ur relationships everyday. U develop it by surviving difficult times & challenging adversity.

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True luv iz like a pair of socks: U gotta hve 2 & thy’ve gotta match.

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Da quality of ur life iz da quality of ur relationships.

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Relationships r like crystals, u don’t realize how much u luv it until it breaks.

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Luv looks not with da eyes bt with da mind & therefore iz winged Cupid painted blind.

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Happiness iz having a large, luving, caring, close knit family in another city.

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A married man should 4get his mistakes; no use 2 people remembering da same thing.

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Maybe da most dat u can expect 4rm a relationship dat goes bad iz 2 come out of it with a few good songs.

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Da first duty of a human being iz 2 assume da right functional relationship 2 society — more briefly, 2 find ur real job & do it.

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Political promises r much like marriage vows. Thy r made at da beginning of da relationship b/w candidate & voter, bt r quickly forgotten.

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It is not our purpose 2 become each other; it iz 2 recognize each other, 2 learn 2 see da other & honor him 4 wht he iz.

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Intimate relationships cannot substitute 4 a life plan. Bt 2 hve any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.

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Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning in2 a life dat has none.

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Da easiest kind of relationship is wid 10 thousand people, da hardest is wid 1.

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In da mythic schema of all relations b/w men & women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.

It iz not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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Marriage iz an adventure, like going 2 war..

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Love iz an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of da real with da ideal never goes unpunished..

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Marriage iz a feast where da grace iz sometimes better dan da dinner.

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Marriages r made in heaven & r consummated on earth.

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A wedding anniversary iz the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance & tenacity. The order varies 4 any given year.

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Marriage iz the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms & fills cities & churches & heaven itself.

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A good marriage iz that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude

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Love iz moral even without legal marriage, but marriage iz immoral without love

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Love iz blind, marriage iz the eye-opener.

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A man iz incomplete until he iz married. After that, he iz finished.

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Marrying 4r luv may b a bit risky, bt it iz so honest dat God can’t help bt smile on it.

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Marriage iz a wonderful invention: den again, so iz a bicycle repair kit.

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B4 marriage, a man yearns 4 da woman he luvs. Aftr marriage, da �Y’ becomes silent!

Its not stress that kills us, it iz our reaction to it.

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The greatest weapon against stress iz our ability 2 choose 1 thought over another.

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God wl never give u anything u can’t handle, so don’t stress.

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There must b quite a few things dat a hot bath won’t cure, bt I don’t know many of them.

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Stress iz nothing more dan a socially acceptable frm of mental illness.

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Maturity iz achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension.

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Stress iz an ignorant state. It believes dat everything iz an emergency.

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Stress: Da confusion created when 1’s mind overrides da body’s basic desire 2 choke da living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

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Stress iz when u wake up screaming & u realize u haven’t fallen asleep yet

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Tension iz who u think u should be. Relaxation iz who u r.

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Stress iz simply da adaptation of our bodies & minds 2 change & change, as we noted, iz about da only constant left in da workplace.

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Reality is da leading cause of stress for those in touch wid it.

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Adopting da right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive 1.

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Power abdicates only under stress of counter-power.

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Pressure & stress is da common cold of da psyche.

The ballot iz stronger than the bullet.

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One of the penalties 4 refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

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A diplomat iz a person who can tell you 2 go 2 hell in such a way that you actually look forward 2 the trip.

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A war 4 a great principle ennobles a nation……

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Politics iz da art of postponing decisions until thy r no longer relevant.

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Politics iz da art of looking 4 trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly & applying da wrong remedy.

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Politics iz 4 da present, bt an equation iz 4 eternity.

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Those who r too smart 2 engage in politics r punished by being governed by those who r dumber.

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Politicians r da same all over. Thy promise 2 build a bridge even where thy iz no river.

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There r always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen & never enough U.S. congressmen.

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Da whole history of da world iz summed up in da fact dat, when nations r strong, thy r not always jst, and when thy wish 2 b jst, thy r no longer strong.

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I hve come 2 da conclusion dat politics r too serious a matter 2 b left 2 da politicians.

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Politics iz supposed 2 b da 2nd oldest profession. I hve come 2 realize dat it bears a very close resemblance 2 da 1st.

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Politics iz da art of preventing people frm taking part in affairs which properly concern dem.

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Crime does not pay … as well as politics.

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Politics is not a bad profession. If u succeed there r many rewards, if u disgrace urself u can always write a book.

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Politics is da skilled use of blunt objects.

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Politics is perhaps da only profession 4 which no preparation is thought necessary.

I can sympathize wd everything, except suffering.

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I hav a deep sympathy with war, it so apes the gait & bearing of the soul.

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Children require guidance & sympathy 4 more than instruction..

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Remembering with u……da life of some 1 so dear. With Sincerest Sympathy

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Oh heart, if 1 should say 2 u dat da soul perishes like da body, answer dat da flower withers, bt da seed remains.

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4 death iz no more dan a turning of us over frm time 2 eternity.

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Da secrets of life r not shown except 2 sympathy & likeness.

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Next 2 luv, sympathy iz da divinest passion of da human heart

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2 be in 1’s own heart in kindly sympathy with all things; dis iz da nature of righteousness

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Luv & death r da 2 great hinges on which all human sympathies turn.

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Sympathy iz da golden key dat unlocks da hearts of others.

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da sympathy of sorrow iz stronger dan da sympathy of prosperity.

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Death leaves a heartache no 1 can heal, luv leaves a memory no 1 can steal.