Funny Birthday Poems / Poetry

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Funny Birthday Poems

Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body’s still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?
Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I’m still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I’m really just ten.

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I still remember those days
We used to celebrate your birthday
You use to cut the cake
and apply it all over my face

Today again that day has come
So lets enjoy so please don’t be mum
Bring a cake with candles at top
And don’t forget my lollipop

I came from distant place
Just for my friends sake
We gonna rock and roll
and dance around that little pole
Singing your birthday song
i wish you live a life so long

Happy Birthday To You

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Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift
You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who

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