Funny Phrases
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Funny Birthday Phrases
* You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
* No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
* Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
* I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
* I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
* We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!
* The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want.
* The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
* First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
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