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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!
If a kiss waz a rain drop i had send u showerz.
If a hug waz a second i had send u hourz.
If a smyle waz water i had send u a sea.
If love waz a person i had send u meee