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Pl z call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
When somebody who is deeply in Love with you
tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Khuda na Jab Tujy Banaya Ho ga
Confusion Ka moment Aya Ho ga
Kbi monkey to kabhi donkey bnana chaha ho ga
End main dono ka mix pasand aya ho ga