u r…
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

• I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids…

• I am not your type … I am not inflatable.

• I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

• I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils…

• Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

• A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

• i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

• 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

• A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

• Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

• Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

• Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

• BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasms again!