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Fact1: You can’t touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010
So Sweet is ur SMILE
so Sweet is ur STYLE
so Sweet is ur VOICE
so Sweet is ur EYE
see******how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!