The best advice iz dis, Do not take advice and do not give advice.

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U can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him.

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If u have a lot of tension & u get a headache, do wat it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin & Keep away from children.

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Nobody can mislead u if u follow your own steps.

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It iz always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice iz absolutely fatal

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The tragedy of life iz not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

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A good scare iz worth more 2 a man than good advice.

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Sometimes I give admirable advice myself, bt Im incapable of taking it.

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In 3 words I can sum up all the things Ive learned abt life: It goes on.

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No man ever listened himself out of a job.

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I have found the best way 2 give advice 2 ur children iz 2 find out what they want & then advise them 2 do it.

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He who iz 2 busy doing good finds no time 2 b good.

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The best way 2 succeed in life iz 2 act on the advice we give 2 others.

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The rich r always advising the poor, bt the poor seldom return the compliment.

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If it iz not right then do not do it and if it iz not true do not say it.

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It iz a good divine that follows his own instructions.

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