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No road iz long with gud company.
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Guys are like dogs. They keep comin’ back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat 1 time, they’re gone..
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U don’t develop courage by being happy in ur relationships everyday. U develop it by surviving difficult times & challenging adversity.
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True luv iz like a pair of socks: U gotta hve 2 & thy’ve gotta match.
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Da quality of ur life iz da quality of ur relationships.
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Relationships r like crystals, u don’t realize how much u luv it until it breaks.
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Luv looks not with da eyes bt with da mind & therefore iz winged Cupid painted blind.
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Happiness iz having a large, luving, caring, close knit family in another city.
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A married man should 4get his mistakes; no use 2 people remembering da same thing.
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Maybe da most dat u can expect 4rm a relationship dat goes bad iz 2 come out of it with a few good songs.
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Da first duty of a human being iz 2 assume da right functional relationship 2 society — more briefly, 2 find ur real job & do it.
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Political promises r much like marriage vows. Thy r made at da beginning of da relationship b/w candidate & voter, bt r quickly forgotten.
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It is not our purpose 2 become each other; it iz 2 recognize each other, 2 learn 2 see da other & honor him 4 wht he iz.
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Intimate relationships cannot substitute 4 a life plan. Bt 2 hve any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.
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Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning in2 a life dat has none.
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Da easiest kind of relationship is wid 10 thousand people, da hardest is wid 1.
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In da mythic schema of all relations b/w men & women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.
It iz not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
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Marriage iz an adventure, like going 2 war..
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Love iz an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of da real with da ideal never goes unpunished..
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Marriage iz a feast where da grace iz sometimes better dan da dinner.
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Marriages r made in heaven & r consummated on earth.
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A wedding anniversary iz the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance & tenacity. The order varies 4 any given year.
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Marriage iz the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms & fills cities & churches & heaven itself.
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A good marriage iz that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude
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Love iz moral even without legal marriage, but marriage iz immoral without love
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Love iz blind, marriage iz the eye-opener.
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A man iz incomplete until he iz married. After that, he iz finished.
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Marrying 4r luv may b a bit risky, bt it iz so honest dat God can’t help bt smile on it.
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Marriage iz a wonderful invention: den again, so iz a bicycle repair kit.
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B4 marriage, a man yearns 4 da woman he luvs. Aftr marriage, da �Y’ becomes silent!
Its not stress that kills us, it iz our reaction to it.
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The greatest weapon against stress iz our ability 2 choose 1 thought over another.
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God wl never give u anything u can’t handle, so don’t stress.
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There must b quite a few things dat a hot bath won’t cure, bt I don’t know many of them.
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Stress iz nothing more dan a socially acceptable frm of mental illness.
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Maturity iz achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension.
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Stress iz an ignorant state. It believes dat everything iz an emergency.
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Stress: Da confusion created when 1’s mind overrides da body’s basic desire 2 choke da living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
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Stress iz when u wake up screaming & u realize u haven’t fallen asleep yet
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Tension iz who u think u should be. Relaxation iz who u r.
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Stress iz simply da adaptation of our bodies & minds 2 change & change, as we noted, iz about da only constant left in da workplace.
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Reality is da leading cause of stress for those in touch wid it.
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Adopting da right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive 1.
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Power abdicates only under stress of counter-power.
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Pressure & stress is da common cold of da psyche.
The ballot iz stronger than the bullet.
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One of the penalties 4 refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
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A diplomat iz a person who can tell you 2 go 2 hell in such a way that you actually look forward 2 the trip.
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A war 4 a great principle ennobles a nation……
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Politics iz da art of postponing decisions until thy r no longer relevant.
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Politics iz da art of looking 4 trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly & applying da wrong remedy.
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Politics iz 4 da present, bt an equation iz 4 eternity.
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Those who r too smart 2 engage in politics r punished by being governed by those who r dumber.
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Politicians r da same all over. Thy promise 2 build a bridge even where thy iz no river.
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There r always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen & never enough U.S. congressmen.
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Da whole history of da world iz summed up in da fact dat, when nations r strong, thy r not always jst, and when thy wish 2 b jst, thy r no longer strong.
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I hve come 2 da conclusion dat politics r too serious a matter 2 b left 2 da politicians.
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Politics iz supposed 2 b da 2nd oldest profession. I hve come 2 realize dat it bears a very close resemblance 2 da 1st.
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Politics iz da art of preventing people frm taking part in affairs which properly concern dem.
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Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
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Politics is not a bad profession. If u succeed there r many rewards, if u disgrace urself u can always write a book.
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Politics is da skilled use of blunt objects.
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Politics is perhaps da only profession 4 which no preparation is thought necessary.
I can sympathize wd everything, except suffering.
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I hav a deep sympathy with war, it so apes the gait & bearing of the soul.
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Children require guidance & sympathy 4 more than instruction..
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Remembering with u……da life of some 1 so dear. With Sincerest Sympathy
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Oh heart, if 1 should say 2 u dat da soul perishes like da body, answer dat da flower withers, bt da seed remains.
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4 death iz no more dan a turning of us over frm time 2 eternity.
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Da secrets of life r not shown except 2 sympathy & likeness.
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Next 2 luv, sympathy iz da divinest passion of da human heart
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2 be in 1’s own heart in kindly sympathy with all things; dis iz da nature of righteousness
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Luv & death r da 2 great hinges on which all human sympathies turn.
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Sympathy iz da golden key dat unlocks da hearts of others.
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da sympathy of sorrow iz stronger dan da sympathy of prosperity.
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Death leaves a heartache no 1 can heal, luv leaves a memory no 1 can steal.
Strive not 2 be a success, but rather 2 be of value.
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Know where 2 find the information and how 2 use it - That’s the secret of success…
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Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
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Da greatest barrier 2 success iz da fear of failure.
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Success iz simple. Do wht’s right, da right way, at da right time.
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A great leader’z courage 2 fulfill his vision comes frm passion, not position.
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Success means having da courage, da determination & da will 2 become da person u believe u were meant 2 be
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Success iz not da key 2 happiness. Happiness iz da key 2 success. If u luv wht u r doing, u will be successful.
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A successful person iz 1 who can lay a firm foundation with da bricks dat others throw at him or her.
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Enrich ur Mind, Unleash ur Potential. Success Begins Within u.
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A person iz a success if thy get up in da morning & gets 2 bed at night 2 in b/w does wht he wants 2 do.
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Never tell people how 2 do things. Tell dem wht 2 do & thy will surprise u with their ingenuity.
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Every man has a right 2 be conceited until he is successful.
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It takes time 2 succeed bcoz success is merely da natural reward of taking time 2 do anything well.
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A great secret of success is 2 go through life as a man who never gets used up.
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All great decisions were made without complete information, Now is da watchword of da great, da only time there is.
Biology iz the least of what makes someone a mother.
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Only mothers can think of da future-becoz they give birth 2 it in their children.-
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Time iz the only comforter 4 the loss of a mother.
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A mother iz a person who seeing there r only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
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A mother iz a mother still, Da holiest thing alive
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Da heart of a mother iz a deep abyss at da bottom of which u will always find 4giveness.
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I remember my mother’s prayers & thy hve always followed me. Thy hve clung 2 me all my life.
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Mother - dat was da bank where we deposited all our hurts & worries.
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And remember dat behind every successful woman……iz a basket of dirty laundry.
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Being a full-time mother iz 1 of da highest salaried jobs… since da payment iz pure luv.
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A suburban mother’s role iz 2 deliver children obstetrically once & by car forever aftr.
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Mother luv iz da fuel dat enables a normal human being 2 do da impossible.
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Da most important thing a father can do 4 his children iz 2 luv their mother.
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A mother iz not a person 2 lean on, bt a person 2 make leaning unnecessary.
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All women become like their mothers. Dat is their tragedy.No man does. Dat is his.
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All dat I am or ever hope 2 b, I owe 2 my angel Mother.
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Life is nothing but a series of crosses 4 us mothers
Care iz not just acting infront of 1,but its how much u think of the 1 in their absence & do things 4 them.
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When I miss u, I don’t hav 2 go far I just hav 2 look inside my heart bec0z that’s where I’ll find u.
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I think we dream so we don’t hav 2 be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
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Luv iz missing some1 whenever u’re apart, bt somehow feeling warm inside bcoz u’re close in heart.
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U may b out of my sight… but never out of my mind… I Miss U!
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If u think missing me iz hard, u should try missing u.
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u r da sun in my day, da wind in my sky, da waves in my ocean & da beat in my heart… I Miss u…
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I think of u with every waking moment of my life & dream of u with every dream dat I have; I miss u.
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A day without u iz like a day without sunshine… I Miss ou…
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U may not be here with me… Bt thoughts of u are always in my heart! I Miss U!
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I miss da way u used 2 hug me, I miss da way u used 2 kiss my lips, bt most of all I miss da way u held me & my heart. I miss you…
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When u miss me jst look up 2 da night sky & remember, I’m like a star; sometimes u can’t see me, bt I’m always there.
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U never know wht u hve until u lose it, & once u lose it, u can never get it back.
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If u luv some1 more then anything, then distance only matters 2 da mind, not 2 da heart.
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Sometimes, when 1 person is missing, da whole world seems depopulated.
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All days r nights 2 see till I see thee, And nights bright days when dreams do show thee 2 me.
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I wish dat I could hold u now… I wish dat I could touch u now… I wish dat I could talk 2 u… be wid u somehow.
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It’s been quite awhile… I must say I miss our frndship. I miss u, but wat I really miss da most is not just u or us but how it all was.
Yesterday iz but 2day’s memory, tomorrow iz 2day’s dream.
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No man haz a good enough memory 2 be a successful liar.
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A friend knows da song in my heart and sings it 2 me when my memory fails.
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Every memorial in its time haz a different goal…
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Some people do not become thinkers simply becoz their memories are 2 good.
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4 famous men hav da whole earth as their memorial…
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Death leavez a heartache no 1 can heal, luv leavez a memory no 1 can steal.
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Da legacy of heroes iz da memory of a great name & da inheritance of a great example.
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I consider it no sacrifice 2 die 4 my country. In my mind, we came here 2 thank God dat men like these hve lived rather than 2 regret dat thy hve died.
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Ah! never shall da land forget How gushed da life-blood of her brave
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Da dead soldier’z silence singz our national anthem.
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Being crazy doesn’t stop ur frm being cool, u just hve 2 hve da right TYPE of insanity.
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When u Go Home, Tell dem Of Us & Say,4 Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today
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Peace iz more important dan all justice & peace was not made 4 da sake of justice, bt justice 4 da sake of peace.
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Green sods r all their monuments; & yet it tells A nobler history dan pillared piles, Or da eternal pyramids.
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4 luv of country thy accepted death.
I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have 2 be nice anymore.
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I hav met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes…
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If there iz any1 here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
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He who puts up wd insult invites injury..
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A gentleman iz one who never hurtz anyone’z feelingz unintentionally.
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Never insult any1 by accident.
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A graceful taunt iz worth a thousand insultz.
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I need more money, more power & less shit 4rm stupid people like u.
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He may look like an idiot & talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool u. He really iz an idiot.
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Even rabbits insult an dead lion.