Success iz like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.

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And, everyday iz some1’s birthday…

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Every man over 40 iz a scoundrel..

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A birthday iz just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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You r only young once, but u can stay immature indefinitely.

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They say that age is all in ur mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into ur body.

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Just remember, once u r over the hill u begin to pick up speed.

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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

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You r not 40, you r eighteen with 22 years experience.

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Birthdays are good 4 u. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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Inside every older person iz a younger person wondering what happened.

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Middle age is wen ur age starts to show around your middle.

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half